@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for Good behavior

@ PRISONThe guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORKYou must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak To your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called sales managers