Bush says 'I left USA so fast, I did not
have time to kiss my family and say good bye, I
wish I could call the States'
The devil gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks
with his family, gives a couple of instructions to
Condie Rice...
When he's finished, the devil asks for 2 million USD,
Bush says: 'What? 2 million bucks? I only spoke for
10 minutes that's insane'.
The devil answers 'but you are in hell man, that's
some distance call!'
Chirac then tells the devil: if Bush could call the
USA, I want to call France! and so he did. when he
is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac
is shocked: 'what? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?',
'well you call from hell...' answers the devil.
Finally Ahmadinejad asks for the telephone to call
Iran , he starts to speak and speak and speak for 5
hours. When he is finished, he asks: 'how much do I
pay?'