The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they

are whirled to OZ.They land in the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: " I've come for some Courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well..., I..... I........I need a Brain."

"DONE!" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

George Bush says, "I'm told by the American people that I need a Heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall.=A0 Bill Clinton is just standing there

looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"