- The nice men are ugly.
- The handsome men are not nice.
- The handsome and nice men are gay.
- The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
- The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no
money.
- The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money
think we are only after their money.
- The handsome men without money are after our money.
- The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
- The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
- The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
- The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative. NOW ...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men
are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd
like to have dinner with.
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