| In a city park stood two statues, one female
and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one
morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of
you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am
giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30
minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came
to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and
dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to
the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes,
the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel
looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would
you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked,
"Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure.
But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on its head!"
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