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SUBJECT: HONEYMOON
Must read with an Italian
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia,
Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his
friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da traina ride down."
"What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula
Virginia had packed a bigga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and we
were looking forwad to da trip. All was OK until we getta hungry and
opened up da luncha basket. The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at
us and a say, 'No eat in diss a car, musta use dining car.' So, me and my
beautifula Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a bigga lunch and gebin to opena
bottle a vino!
Conductor walk by me again waggin his a finger and say, 'No drinka in dissa car.
Musta usea club car.' So we go to cluba car. While we drinka vino, I
start to lighta my bigga cigar. The conductor, he waga his finger again
and say, 'No somkea in dissa car, must go to smoker car.'
We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia
and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to have'a sex
and the conductor, he walk'a through car corridor shouting at top of his voice,
'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!'"
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