Some dark humor.

"THE END IS NEAR"

A priest and a pastor from local churches stood by the side of the road,

pounding a sign into the ground that read:

The End is Near... Turn Yourself Around Now, Before It's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From around the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked,
"Do you think the sign should just say, Bridge Out"?